Alice in Wonderland

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday-but never jam today
It must come sometime to jam today, Alice objected
No it can't said the Queen It's jam every other day. Today isn't any other day, you know.
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

The Mad Hatter: Would you like some wine?
Alice: Yes...
The Mad Hatter: We haven't any and you're too young.
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland