Smothers, Beard, Gussow, Allen & Trillin

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!
-Tommy Smothers

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
-James Beard

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists.
-Joan Gussow

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
-Fred Allen

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
-Calvin Trillin