Nixon-Nosed Eggplant

I am alone all but a few minutes a day but I enjoy when people come for tea now and again. So far tea is not something that people shy away from. Secretly I want to serve my friends a twelve course meal and stay up all night telling stories but these things take time - or maybe we are too frightening. Our house is not subtle and neither are we.
I just squeezed the bitter juices out of 55 eggplant slices. I will make eggplant Parmesan to eat after the parade. One eggplant had a NIXON nose and curly Q hair.