Fantasy Passport

I am hoping to get a passport someday so I can go with Francine and speak French in Canada. I have never had a passport. I wish I could just 'make one' like Saul Steinberg did. Hmm maybe I should! What would be on it?
A recipe for my sourdough bread,
a photo of Bill
a photo of my dog Lily,
and Sammy-cat,
and me.
and a picture of my house.
And a photo of Woonsocket
and a photo of a cup of coffee. (just in case I get too shy to speak)
And a drawing!