Thursday, February 6, 2014

Dorothy Parker

What fresh hell is this?
― Dorothy Parker, The Portable Dorothy Parker

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
― Dorothy Parker

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
― Dorothy Parker, The Algonquin Wits

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
― Dorothy Parker

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