Sunday, February 14, 2016

Beer Here Now

We discovered an excellent local brewery practically on our street and sampled their creations at their tasting. They're open Thursdays 4-7 and Saturdays 1-4. It's a real MAN CAVE environment. Feels like a speakeasy. The place smells just like the milking barn at Wright's Dairy Farm. They use the same sanitizer!

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
– Humphrey Bogart

Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
– Benjamin Franklin

He is a wise man who invented beer.
– Plato

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
– Frank Sinatra

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
– Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
– Homer Simpson

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
– Dave Barry

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
– Stephen Wright

Everybody has to believe in something…..I believe I’ll have another drink.
– W.C. Fields

May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
– Irish Toast

You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
– Frank Zappa

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer. – Abraham Lincoln

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
– Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
– Winston Churchill

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems.
– Homer Simpson

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
– Henry Lawson

I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
– Shakespeare, Henry V

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson