A week with two Fridays

It felt like a Friday on Tuesday. Even my husband's students said so. Were's finally here and freezing our butts off.

As a child I always felt that Manhattan was a beast, a vampire that devoured my parents. They were too exhausted at the end of the day, to deal with talking to us. They didn't have to worry though, someone else had the job of feeding us.

NEW YORK — At 4:32 p.m. Tuesday, every single resident of New York City decided to evacuate the famed metropolis, having realized it was nothing more than a massive, trash-ridden hellhole that slowly sucks the life out of every one of its inhabitants.
-The Onion